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وب لاگ گروه زبان ایران - آمریکا - Four parachutes

وب لاگ گروه زبان ایران - آمریکا

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Four parachutes

 
 
The plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board but there are only 4 parachutes.
 
The first passenger says
 
 ?I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football word needs me and I cannot die on my fans!?
He grabs the first parachute and jump out the plane!
 
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton says
 
?I am the wife of the former president of the US; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the US in the future.?
She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane!
 
The third passenger, George W. Bush says
 
?I am the president of the united state of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Beside I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can?t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.?
He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane!
 
The fourth passengers the Pope, says to the fifth passenger a young school boy
 
?I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life a head of you
 
To this the little boy says
 
Don?t fret old man
There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of America took my school bag!!!
 
The moral of this story
Each country gets the president it deserves!!!
 
 
 
+ نوشته شده در  Sun 4 Jun 2006ساعت 1:5 AM  توسط   |