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To all Clever woman

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a
helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not
strong enough to carry them all, so they decided
that one had to leave, because otherwise they were
all going to fall. They weren't able to name that
person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the
rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up
everything for her husband and kids or for men in
general, and was used to always making sacrifices
with little in return. As soon as she finished her
speech, all the men started clapping.
+ نوشته شده در  Sun 6 Aug 2006ساعت 11:54 AM  توسط   | 

Live the Moment

The Zen story goes of a man who, fleeing a tiger, jumped over a cliff to escape, grabbed a vine and hung suspended from the side saw another tiger gazing hungrily up.

In a moment of hanging of the cliff. While the tiger pawed down at him, glancing below he saw another tiger gazing hungrily up.

In a moment of surrender, the man looked to a solitary flower growing from the cliff.

"Splendid!"

سپیده


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  Sat 5 Aug 2006ساعت 2:18 PM  توسط   | 

The Bridge

There was once a bridge which spanned a large river. During most of the day the bridge sat with its length running up and down the river paralleled with the banks, allowing ships to pass thru freely on both sides of the bridge. But at certain times each day, a train would come along and the bridge would be turned sideways across the river, allowing a train to cross it.

سپیده

برای خواندن ادامه داستان بر روی قسمت ادامه کلیک کنید

 


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  Sat 5 Aug 2006ساعت 2:8 PM  توسط   | 

If your BIRTH DAY is  
 


December 23rd ~ January 1st = Red

January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange

January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow

January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink

February 4th ~ February 8th = Blue

February 9th ~ February 18th = Green

February 19th ~ February 28th = Brown

March 1st ~ March 10th = Aqua

March 11th ~ March 20th = Lime

March 21st = Black

March 22nd ~ March 31st = Purple

April 1st ~ April 10th = Navy

April 11th ~ April 20th = Silver

April 21st ~ April 30th = White

May 1st ~ May 14th = Blue

May 15th ~ May 24th = Gold

May 25th ~ June 3rd= Cream

June 4th ~ June 13th = Grey

June 14th ~ June 23rd = Maroon

June 24th = Grey

June 25th ~ July 4th = Red

July 5th ~ July 14th = Orange

July 15th ~ July 25th = Yellow

July 26th ~ August 4th = Pink

August 5th ~ August 13th = Blue

August 14th ~ August 23rd = Green

August 24th ~ September 2nd = Brown

September 3rd ~ September 12th = Aqua

September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime

September 23rd = Olive

September 24th ~October 3rd = Purple

October 4th ~ October 13th = Navy

October 14th ~ October 23rd = Silver

October 24th ~November 11th = White

November 12th ~ November 21st = Gold

November 22nd ~ December 1st = Cream

December 2nd ~ December 11th = Grey

December 12th~ December 21st = Maroon

December 22nd = Teal
 
برای دیدن نتیجه روی قسمت ادامه کلیک کنید

ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  Sat 5 Aug 2006ساعت 1:55 PM  توسط   | 

A Short Cute Story

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
 
Next, Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of
the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as
a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents
than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
 
Moral:   Even If you have nothing, You can get
Anything. But your attitude should be positive
 
برای خواندن متن فارسی روی ادامه کلیک کنید

ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  Fri 4 Aug 2006ساعت 10:40 PM  توسط   | 

God does have a sense of humour

God does have a sense of humour

A man was praying to god. He said, "God?"God
responded, "Yes?"And the Guy said, "Can i ask a
question?""Go right ahead", God said."God, what is a
million years to you?"God said, "A million years to me
is only a second."The man wondered.Then he asked,
"God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"God
said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."So the man
said, "God can I have a penny?"And God cheerfully
said,"Sure!.......just a second."

کامبیز


 

+ نوشته شده در  Fri 4 Aug 2006ساعت 10:29 PM  توسط   | 

Time passes by

 

Passing By

Time passes by

I try to see

A flower grow

A child become a man

The sun rise

The moon disappear

Standing still

The wind touches me

As it passes by

I hear the sounds around me

They seem far away

My mind wanders

Taking me to a hill in the sky

Where trees are tall

Where my soul mate holds me in his arms

Where a Sacred Wind surrounds us

As I am still

Time passes by

 

نیوشا

+ نوشته شده در  Fri 4 Aug 2006ساعت 10:24 PM  توسط   | 

To make a woman happy

: man only needs to be


 a friend
 a companion
 a lover
 a brother
 a father
 a master
 a chef

 

 

داریوش


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  Fri 4 Aug 2006ساعت 10:19 PM  توسط   | 

THE DONKEY AND HIS PURCHASER

THE DONKEY AND HIS PURCHASER

 

A man who wanted to buy a Donkey went to market, and, coming across a likely-looking beast, arranged with the owner that he should be allowed to take him home on trial to see what he was like. When he reached home, he put him into his stable along with the other donkeys. The newcomer took a look round, and immediately went and chose a place next to the laziest and greediest beast in the stable. When the master saw this he put a halter on him at once, and led him off and handed him over to his owner again. The latter was a good deal surprised to seem him back so soon, and said, "Why, do you mean to say you have tested him already?" "I don't want to put him through any more tests," replied the other. "I could see what sort of beast he is from the companion he chose for himself." -

A man is known by the company he keeps
+ نوشته شده در  Fri 4 Aug 2006ساعت 10:9 PM  توسط   | 

Pyramid Of Life

 
 Use this In Your Life

Talk--------------Softly
Walk---------------Humbly
Eat-------------------Sensibly
Breathe-------------------Deeply
Sleep---------------------Sufficiently
Dress---------------------------Smartly
Act-------------------------------Fearlessly
Work---------------------------------Patiently
Think-----------------------------------Truthfully
Believe------------------------------------Correctly

Behave----------------------------------------Decently
Learn--------------------------------------------Practically
Plan---------------------------------------------------Orderly

Earn-----------------------------------------------------Honestly
Save--------------------------------------------------------Regularly
Spend--------------------------------------------------------Intelligently
Love-----------------------------------------------------------Passionately
ENJOY--- -----------------------------------------------------COMPLETELY

+ نوشته شده در  Fri 4 Aug 2006ساعت 10:5 PM  توسط   | 

check out people's identities

Ever meet someone who seemed to be telling you a story you knew stunk more than four-day underwear? You know the drill. You get introduced by someone who tells you Johnny so-and-so does this and that, and that he knows this guy and that guy.
You're a polite fellow, so you nod, you say, "That's nice," but your BS meter is boiling over. You know the guy is full of it, your gut is telling you he's a fugazi but you can't be 100% sure so you don't call him on it. You finish the conversation, you remain polite and you say goodbye and then you move on with your life.
But what if you don't move on? What if you get seduced by his fairy tales, by the promises and the web this guy is weaving? What if you aren't sure whether this guy is real or not? What if the guy introducing you is a stand-up guy that you are relying on to make your judgment on this guy?
In an ideal world, you should get to beat the living crap out of someone to find out if they are telling the truth, but unfortunately our fathers of liberty took away that privilege. So now we have make do with good old-fashioned detective work.
Here are some pointers
:
 
آرش کمانگير

ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  Fri 28 Jul 2006ساعت 10:32 PM  توسط   | 

Tips for Online Success

As the facilitator of an online course, it is important that you
clearly communicate your expectations to your students. In your
online course, you may want to include reference links to resources
and tips for your students to use to help them be more successful
online learners. Here are some tips for success that you should
share with your students:
Take full advantage of online conferencing.
Whatever you can do to avoid feeling isolated is extremely
important, and participating in online conferences will give you
access to other students who are taking the same course as you at
the same time.


Participate!
Whether you are working alone, or in a group, contribute your ideas,
perspective and comments on the subject you are studying, and read
about those of your classmates. Your instructor is not the only
source of information in your course?you can gain great insight from
your peers and they can learn from you as well.


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  Wed 7 Jun 2006ساعت 1:30 AM  توسط   | 

QUOTE OF THE DAY

I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection

شکرالهی

+ نوشته شده در  Wed 7 Jun 2006ساعت 1:25 AM  توسط   | 

Motivational Quote

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

 

از کسانی که سعی می کنند آرزوهای شما را تحقیر کنند، دوری کنید. افراد پست همواره اینکار را انجام میدهند، اما بزرگ مردان حقیقی موجب می شوند حس کنید که شما نیز می توانید انسان بزرگی باشید.

 

 (از مارک توواین؛ نویسنده داستانهای "هاکل بری فین" و "تام سایر" )

 

 

 

Love cures people -- both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it

عشق علاج انسانهاست – چه آن کس که عشق می ورزد و چه آن کس که مورد عشقی قرار می گیرد

 

(از دکتر کارل مـِـنین گـِـر   )

 

 

 

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams

آینده متعلق به کسانیست که به زیبایی رویاهایشان ایمان دارند

 

(از اِلینور رُزولت   "همسر فرانکلین رُزولت"  )

 

رسول زارعی

+ نوشته شده در  Sun 4 Jun 2006ساعت 3:19 AM  توسط   | 

What Life Is All About

Life isn't about keeping score. It's not about how many friends you have. Or how many people call you. Or how accepted or unaccepted you are. Not about if you have plans this weekend. Or if you're alone. It isn't about who you're dating, who you use to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all. It isn't about who you have kissed. It's not about sex. It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have. Or what kind of car you drive. Or where you're sent to school.

It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are. Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of music you listen to. It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, brown, or green. Or if your skin is too light or too dark.

سپیده

 


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  Sun 4 Jun 2006ساعت 3:11 AM  توسط   | 

The waking

 

I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.

     I feel my fate in what I cannot fear.

      I learn by going where I have to go.

 

      We think by feeling, what is there to know

      I hear my being dance from ear to ear.

      I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.

 

      Of those so close beside me, which are you

      God bless the ground! I shall walk slowly there.

      And learn by going where I have to go.

 

   Light takes the tree; but who can tell us how

      The lowly worm climbs up a winding stair:

      I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.

 

     Great nature has another thing to do

      To you and me; so take the lively air,

      And, lovely, learn by going where to go.

 

    This shaking keeps me steady. I should know.

      What falls away is always. And is near.

      I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.

      I learn by going where I have to go.

 

     
 
+ نوشته شده در  Sun 4 Jun 2006ساعت 2:53 AM  توسط   | 

Most Important Things In Life


Love

The Special Feeling that makes you feel all Warm and Wonderful

Respect
Treating others as well as you'd like to be treated

Appreciation
To be Grateful for all the Good Things Life has to offer

Happiness
The Full Enjoyment of each moment with a Smiling Face

Forgiveness
The Ability to let Things be without Anger

Sharing
The Joy of giving without Thought of Receiving

Honesty
The Quality of always telling the Truth

Integrity
The purity of doing what's Right no matter what.

Compassion
The Essence of Feeling another's Pain, while Easing their Hurt
 
رسول زارعی
+ نوشته شده در  Sun 4 Jun 2006ساعت 2:35 AM  توسط   | 

Four parachutes

 
 
The plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board but there are only 4 parachutes.
 
The first passenger says
 
 ?I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world. The football word needs me and I cannot die on my fans!?
He grabs the first parachute and jump out the plane!
 
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton says
 
?I am the wife of the former president of the US; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the US in the future.?
She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane!
 
The third passenger, George W. Bush says
 
?I am the president of the united state of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Beside I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can?t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.?
He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane!
 
The fourth passengers the Pope, says to the fifth passenger a young school boy
 
?I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life a head of you
 
To this the little boy says
 
Don?t fret old man
There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of America took my school bag!!!
 
The moral of this story
Each country gets the president it deserves!!!
 
 
 
+ نوشته شده در  Sun 4 Jun 2006ساعت 1:5 AM  توسط   | 

Nice Advices

Most people walk in and out of your life only friends leave footprints in your heart

Everything is okay in the end If it's not okay, then it's not the end

What do you do when the only person who can  make you stop crying is the person who made you cry
 
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love love somebody else
 

Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us

When it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there

TRUE FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS Friends are FOREVER

Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them but you know they are always there

Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile
You can only go as far as you push

Actions speak louder than words




Don't let the past hold you backyou're missing the good stuff

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it.

A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE

Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it

 

 



 
+ نوشته شده در  Fri 26 May 2006ساعت 1:50 AM  توسط   | 

Hi dear firends 

Since today we start our group weblog hope you enjoy learning english with your friends

   ! Be happy

Iran America Co-Polite

+ نوشته شده در  Wed 24 May 2006ساعت 9:16 PM  توسط   |